Every possible theme room exists somewhere inside. Yes, even that one. Some of the rooms, as described in the book Party Wolves in my Skull, include:

  • The Irish Potato Famine room. Simple. Down to earth. Room has actual potato blight. You bring a potato anywhere within fifteen feet of that room, it’s going to go bad. 
  • The Empty Room. Totally empty. No bed. No dresser. No doors, walls, ceiling… oh, and you have to be checked out before check-in time. 
  • The birdhouse room. Features old-world wooden finishing. Little holes all over the walls, over five-hundred hand drilled apertures, so the birds can come and go and fly around the room. Great for nature lovers. Sparrows, larks, and finches mostly, although they’ve got one pelican. 
  • The Antarctic Room. A bone chilling negative fifty-six degrees Fahrenheit. Contains a small yurt and a flag. 
  • The Screaming Room of Eternal Nightmares. The finest imported screams trapped in an air-locked, sonic-filter laden room, constructed with the latest in space age technology and voodoo magic. No matter how many times the sound waves bounce off something, they just keep going. There are screams in there over forty years old.

Now, ̶1̶7̶ 18 other authors have taken a crack at this shared world and fashioned their own rooms. What will become of the guests? Read on to find out for yourself.

Matt Dinniman

Author of the best-selling Dungeon Crawler Carl series, bass player…

Jeff Strand

Bram Stoker Award winner, Responsible for the novelization of the classic film Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes…

Cynthia Pelayo

Winner of the International Latino Book Award, Folklorist, Stoker Winner, coffee drinker…

David Scott Hay

Kirkus Prize nominee, lost the tip of his finger in chop-saw incident…

John Baltisberger

Publisher at Madness Heart Press, winner of the 2023 Wonderland Award for best collection with his book All I Want Is To Take Shrooms And Listen To The Color of Nazi Screams, kaiju enthusiast…

Christine Morgan

Splatterpunk Award winning author of Lakehouse Infernal, Sometimes called The Martha Stewart of extreme horror, cookie master, dollmaker…

Brian Pinkerton

Author of The Intruders, The Perfect Stranger, and others, industrial music fan…

John Bruni

Author of Tales of Questionable Taste, among others, once read a story so crazy at a party that people had to excuse themselves to the kitchen…

Elizabeth Broadbent

Poet, journalist who’s written for TIME and The Washington Post, long distance road tripper…

Christopher Hawkins

Winner of the Chicago Writers Association Book of the Year Award for Downpour, knowledgeable about lions and bears…

Jim Marcus

Founder of bands Die Warzau and GoFight!, infamous sex educator, font designer, met Andy Warhol at a party once…

David Agranoff

Philip K. Dick scholar, Splatterpunk and Wonderland Award nominated author of The Vegan Revolution With Zombies, vegan…

Bridget D. Brave

Legal eagle, weirdo about town, generous socialite amongst the Halloween people…

Jason Rizos

Author of Supercenter, beer brewing enthusiast, occasional shaman…

John Wayne Comunale

Punk rocker, author of Death Pacts and Left Hand Paths and Game Face, among others, endlessly touring…

Garrett Cook

Wonderland Award winning author of Time Pimp and Charcoal, among others, two time winner of the Ultimate Bizarro Showdown, hat guy…

John Chambers

Ice cream eater, author of Cold War, quietly dangerous…

John Skipp

Best selling author, Splatterpunk originator, Bizarro statesman, shoots a mean game of pool…

Michael Allen Rose

Editor, Wonderland Award winning author of Jurassichrist and Last 5 Minutes of the Human Race, among others, man-about-town, shameless entertainer…

Shane McKenzie

Shane McKenzie, author of such extreme horror gems as Muerte Con Carne, All You Can Eat, and Fat Off Sex and Violence just checked into the Motel Sick, and we can’t wait for him to experience our unique brand of hospitality!

Courtney Rader

Designer, photographer, stuck in the Motel Sick forever and doesn’t know how to get out, so we hired her…